WISE QUOTES:
“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” — Albert Einstein
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.” — A. Whitney Brown
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” — Steven Wright
“I can resist anything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde
“You can’t have everything… where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” — Benjamin Franklin
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott (from The Office)
“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll
“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams
“It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.” — Albert Einstein
“I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.” — A. Whitney Brown
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.” — Steven Wright
“I can resist anything except temptation.” — Oscar Wilde
“You can’t have everything… where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” — Benjamin Franklin
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott (from The Office)
“I can’t go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.” — Lewis Carroll
“Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams